Oh My God, I am SOOOO SMASHED!

[Lumpen]

Hi Guys,

I decided to post this thread for when other people browse the forums while drunk and have this urge to post, generally pooorley spealt, posts in any forum that can be clicked upon! People like me, now.

Such is my devotion to the site that while I can barely even focus on the screen, keyboard or any other objedct within 10 metres I am willing to start a new post for my fellow forummers taht will, one day no doubt been in the same boat I am...Very, Exceedingly drunk!

In conclusion fellow forummers please dont clog up other, useful, intereesting and informative threads by posting " Iam sooo derunk rihgt noiew"!!!!!, just post here instead and save the hassle and tell us about YOUR big night out!

PS for the Masculinity record I have consumed tonight: 1.5 bottle jamisons Run Cab Sav Mix, 1x Bottle Baileys of Glenrowan "Old Tokay", a Canadian Club Pre Mix and and some Bundaberg Black (approx three nip) mixed with "Ginger Refresher" Ginger Cordial!

Cheers from beyond the land of 0.05!

Brendan

PS: At least it aint as bad as driving a car while, just as annoying though!

[Lumpen]

Yeha....I am so very sorry for this pos but I am so very damn drunk and it seemed a goiod idea at the time...Ask GlennXR6tT...so dman drunk

dammit I cant even change Shakira from Winamp!

A brivk, a brick, my kingdom for a brick!

[Marcos]

Dont worry, I get on the p1ss whilst unwinding from work and reading the posts..... Hahahahaha, Glenn knows when I'm on the p1ss when we chat.... :lol: At least I dont mix me drinks anymore....not after years of regurgitating my alcohol everywere........enjoy ya hangover tomorrow, Brendan :lol:

[Marcos]

Oh....and judging from your last few posts around the same time.....yea you are smashed :lol:

[rainy]

sometimes I get so hammered

I gets me wuckin merds fuddled---DOE! :hiwelcome:

[Worpor]

Go you good thing. :hiwelcome: You avitar becomes so much more clear now :lol:

[Guest Scootre]

Yeah I wanna know who took the picture of him biting the head off that ferret.

[xrdreaming]

PS for the Masculinity record I have consumed tonight: 1.5 bottle jamisons Run Cab Sav Mix, 1x Bottle Baileys of Glenrowan "Old Tokay", a Canadian Club Pre Mix and and some Bundaberg Black (approx three nip) mixed with "Ginger Refresher" Ginger Cordial!

Gee that's a great mix you have going there

P.S While you are talking to God on the big white telephone in the morning, ask him to say G'day to Elvis for me :hiwelcome:

[Lumpen]

Uhhh...Guys....I didn't...errr....post this did I?

Good Joke guys...

I mean...somebody Logged on as me and did this.....Didn't they?

Guys???

Though looking at the Garbage Bin though, I think err....this may be right.. There is a four pack of Canadian Club PreMix, 4 bottles of Wine, my Bottle of Port and my Hip Flask is now Empty, and a Packet of "Corona Deluxe" Cigars.

Between 5 people...two of who weren't drinking.....

[Lumpen]

This one also give you a Gist of the night....

The guy in the Foreground has just qualified as a Real Estate *beep*...I mean Agent, I'm the plod in the background setting up..Something?

We had the gathering for Old Mate in the front and Gave him a Sterling Silver Cigarette Case to card his Business Cards in, he had no idea at the time.

The train of thought went something like :

Cigarette Case for his cards -> Cigars are cool and celebratory -> Cigars and Poker is Even Cooler -> I have a bottle of port -> Im going to be drunk and obnoxious on the Internet by posting how drunk I am on THE forum -> Oh My God, my head hurts...Please kill me.

And that "Ferret" is my Beard THANK YOU VERY MUCH....

PS: Im still finding it kinda hard to type the correct words, all spelt right and stuff