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  • FREAKY
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do we need an I phone still for this lol?

  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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  • Location: Vic
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Yea, don't think adroids can iMessage.

Upto 13 now.

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  • I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation
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  • Member For: 19y 10m 9d
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Whens it start?

Ps. Hate when your wiping your ass and your finger goes theough the paper

Driving home before a truck dropped some steel causing a 4 car crash

  • Turboless
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  • Member For: 15y 5m 10d
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  • Location: Geelong, Victoria
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Highly rate the Moroccan lamb subs. Alot.

Get some decent ply paper freeze lol that's fcked haha

  • I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation
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How else do you wipe your ring without fingering it

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How long does your battery last for when these group texts start?

  • Moar Powar Babeh
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  • Location: Perth
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Speaking of awkward toilet experiences,

There I was this morning blissfully playing deer hunter on my phone whilst my morning coffee did its thing, a bloke comes in and sits down in the stall next to me and starts grunting,groaning and breathing like he's just run a marathon. After a minute of two of this I look down at the floor and notice that a puddle has formed on his side and its making its was under the dividing wall in the stalls and is heading for my shoes. Then it occurs to me that the puddle is bright yellow and has quite a strong odour.

Yup he's pissed all over the floor (whilst sitting down????) and its headed my way. I finished up and got out.

/end csb

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  • Turboless
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Almost sig worthy hahahah that's gold :rofl:

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