KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 03/12/03 11:20 PM Posted 03/12/03 11:20 PM #6
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 03/12/03 11:21 PM Posted 03/12/03 11:21 PM #7
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 03/12/03 11:22 PM Posted 03/12/03 11:22 PM #8
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Legacy Donating Member 4,348 Member For: 23y 10m 1d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 04/12/03 12:01 AM Posted 04/12/03 12:01 AM Hahaha Ken,some of those are damn funny.
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 04/12/03 12:09 AM Posted 04/12/03 12:09 AM Hahaha Ken,some of those are damn funny. I thought that they might hit the "target audience" when I saw them ... seems like "some" of our regulars "might" be familiar with some of them ... :lol:
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 23y 8m 19d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 04/12/03 12:17 AM Posted 04/12/03 12:17 AM There was a lawyer who got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client named Wilbur Wright who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he gets through the door his wife starts with: "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he pours himself a very large whisky and heads off to the bathroom for a long hot soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he is in the bathroom the phone rings. The lawyer's wife answers to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relents a little and goes upstairs to give him the good news. As she opens the bathroom door she is greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he bends naked over the bath cleaning the tub with the tap running very loudly. She has to shout over the noise of the tap: "They're not hanging Wright tonight!" ...... at which the lawyer whirls round and screams hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman! Don't you EVER stop?"
ducatijb Legacy Donating Member 3,448 Member For: 23y 5m 2d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 04/12/03 12:17 AM Posted 04/12/03 12:17 AM Your right Ken,#3 looks a lot like you
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 04/12/03 12:19 AM Posted 04/12/03 12:19 AM Your right Ken,#3 looks a lot like you
hambo_12 Member 317 Member For: 22y 10m 21d Posted 04/12/03 01:35 AM Posted 04/12/03 01:35 AM Hey heres a brain density quiz. Lets see who of you are a little Light up in the skull space....Do each of these questions on a piece of paper and answer them as fast as you can, going with your first instinct:> Scoring is as follows: > Correct Answers Rating > 11 Either you're brilliant or you cheated > 9-10 Above Normal > 7-8 Normal > 4-6 Duh! > 1-3 Idiot > 0 You should not be on a computer right now. 1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No 2. How many birth days does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? 10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?Ill post the answers below, but dont cheat!!
hambo_12 Member 317 Member For: 22y 10m 21d Posted 04/12/03 01:39 AM Posted 04/12/03 01:39 AM Answers:1: Yes of course they have it, they just dont celebrate it!2: You are only born once3: All of them have 284: 65: No, He's Dead!6: 707: 28: 60 Minutes9: 1010: Moses did not have an ark, that was Noah11: MeatHow did you all go, come on, dont lie now!!
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