Joke Of The Day

[pym]

??? McLogic gone wrong...

[pym]

We is educated

[Macktheknife]

It's been a long time.

Last Sunday around noon,

A striking Palamino Stallion trotted in to the bar at the Horse and Jockey at Rosehill.

The barmaid looked up in startled amazement.

"Hey darlin" she said, "why such a long face?"

:o

Six ta go.

[aniken]

The Sofa King!

Edit: Sorry. Probably be funnier with the attachment right?

Edited 22/03/04 09:15 AM by aniken

[Guest Goyta]

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient

pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"

Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops

driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."

"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another

patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?"

To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago!"

[Guest]

So f#cking low :banghead:

vik

[HellionXR6T]

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient

pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"

Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops

driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."

"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another

patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?"

To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago!"

I hope you're not referring to me damnitt?

[Guest]

The Sofa King!

Edit: Sorry. Probably be funnier with the attachment right?

So na thunda didnt get it !

vik

[HellionXR6T]

Umm, Vik? Hello?

:oooh:

[Guest]

I knew Phantom bruddas are to cluey for that one.

vik