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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Show us your hands, Cro :lol:

  • Flower Power
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You wouldn't want to see them...

Calloused, blistered, but not orange...

I don't eat twisties :lol:

  • I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :)
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Apparently there is a 'chip mod' you can get (also makes them perform better, I've heard) :D :D

Yeah, all it costs is half of what you own....lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • I see red
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The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.

Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your pen*s... This is your pen*s on drugs. Any questions?

  • I see red
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PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

The Titanic Video or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden

love, and subsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden

love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullsh*t artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same

thing.

  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Very funny, Falchoon :unsure:

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PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

Don't know about the rest of you but I think I'd go for the Titanic video, Rose is better looking :D

  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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yesss dear...........

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  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
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Name change

  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
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