KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 1m 2d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 26/06/03 03:28 PM Posted 26/06/03 03:28 PM Show us your hands, Cro :lol:
Cro Flower Power Legacy Donating Member 6,114 Member For: 23y 9m 22d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 26/06/03 11:40 PM Posted 26/06/03 11:40 PM You wouldn't want to see them...Calloused, blistered, but not orange...I don't eat twisties :lol:
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Legacy Donating Member 4,348 Member For: 23y 8m 28d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 27/06/03 01:28 AM Posted 27/06/03 01:28 AM Apparently there is a 'chip mod' you can get (also makes them perform better, I've heard) :D :D Yeah, all it costs is half of what you own....lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 23y 7m 16d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 27/06/03 03:31 AM Posted 27/06/03 03:31 AM The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.The top ten:10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.8. Viagra, Like a rock!7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!And the unanimous number one slogan:1. This is your pen*s... This is your pen*s on drugs. Any questions?
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 23y 7m 16d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 27/06/03 03:38 AM Posted 27/06/03 03:38 AM PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?The Titanic Video or The Clinton VideoTITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on InternetCLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on InternetTITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours longCLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours longTITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbiddenlove, and subsequent catastrophe.CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbiddenlove, and subsequent catastrophe.TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artistCLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullsh*t artistTITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigarCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for BillTITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruinedCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for MonicaTITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spitCLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go thereTITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamenCLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mindTITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy deathCLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the samething.
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 1m 2d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 27/06/03 04:10 AM Posted 27/06/03 04:10 AM Very funny, Falchoon
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 23y 3m 17d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 27/06/03 05:16 AM Author Posted 27/06/03 05:16 AM PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Don't know about the rest of you but I think I'd go for the Titanic video, Rose is better looking :D
Redhawk ....Time to lay this fairytale aside...... Legacy Donating Member 2,657 Member For: 23y 4m 22d Gender: Male Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet! Posted 27/06/03 10:52 AM Posted 27/06/03 10:52 AM yesss dear...........
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Legacy Donating Member 4,316 Member For: 23y 7m 13d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 28/06/03 09:30 AM Posted 28/06/03 09:30 AM Name change
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Legacy Donating Member 4,316 Member For: 23y 7m 13d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 28/06/03 09:31 AM Posted 28/06/03 09:31 AM Which way ...
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