Joke Of The Day

[KEN 24T]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't  mttaer in

waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht

frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses

and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed

ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

What did he say?

[Adam]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't  mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses

and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed

ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I've just proved that research correct.

[Guest JACKMAN]

Joke

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. :D

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a f---ing cup of coffee, quickly!" :(

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No," replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are f---ing talking to, you idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Thank f--- for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone. :lol:

[HellionXR6T]

It's rude but damn funny, last thing I needed on a Friday just to make the day worth while, well that and the Fri arvo beers...lol. :lol:

I met David Copperfield years ago at Heathrow airport.

It was when he was married to Claudia Schiffer. I

said, "David can I show you a trick?". He looked at me

in his patronisingly sarcastic manner and said "You

want to show me a trick?"

I said "yeah, but it involves your wife." And he said

ok . So I took Claudia by the hand, pulled her panties

down and boned her over the duty free whiskey counter.

Mr Copperfield shouted "Hey that aint a trick" I said,

"No but it's f*cking magic aint it".

[XRSICKT]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't  mttaer in

waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht

frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses

and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed

ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Too mcuh tmie on tiehr hdnas :D

[richdave]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't  mttaer in

waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht

frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses

and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed

ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

nveer a ture a wrod sopekn

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A few Bumper stickers and posters

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