The Off Topic Thread.

[KEN 24T]

Did you know that if you rotate you leg in a clockwise direction, and then try to draw the number six in the air, your leg will start rotating the other direction?

Try it...it's crazy !

Don't know what's stranger ... the fact that this actually works, or the fact that I actually tried it in the first place?

[KEN 24T]

Only 3 days to go til the Snowy trip ... getting excited now ... so need to get away and let off steam.    :clapyohands:   

Let off steam hey......... are you going to finally push the Hgag up to 2500rpm and let the turbo spin or are you having a sauna at the resort

So John, do you want me to hold a place for you at the restaurant?

.... you won't be that far behind us, will you?

Maybe you should leave a little early ...

[Guest]

What about the one where you stand in a doorway,arms touching each side,push your arms against the sides of the doorway with all your power,then step foward clear of the doorway and see what your arms do.freaky

vik

[Macktheknife]

Bob. "Think it will rain today?"

Macka. "Nope, there's nothing to stop it"

Small prize for the first to understand it.

[ducatijb]

Blue ones or red ones Mack.........

[GOLDIE]

Blue ones or red ones Mack.........

I think he just took the whole lot blue,red,black,green,hag.

Ian

[plonky]

Q> "Where's the soap?"

A> "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

I just finished eating two muesli bars for breakfast

and I'm wearing an Omega Seamaster Pro today (electric blue dial)

[GOLDIE]

A couple new names for the site

Count kenneth I have come to suck your "beep".

And Count watchular aka plonky I am always watching time.

Ian

[KEN 24T]

Q> "Where's the soap?"

A> "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

Two nuns in a blackout:

Nun 1: "Where's the candle?"

Nun 2: "Sure does!"

[plonky]

Do you know why nuns walk in pairs?

So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none