The Off Topic Thread.

[Macktheknife]

WHY

Why the hell not.........?

[KEN 24T]

Oh wo is me I have to sit on my arse and have a spunky stewardess dote on me for a few hour's.

Try workin in a stinkin factory all day everyday ya whingin bloody chaurdoney sniffin business class pwicks. :lol:

Yep, fair cop ... my appologies.

[plonky]

Ken

Do you wear anything under your wizards garments?

[geea]

Try workin in a stinkin factory all day everyday ya whingin bloody chaurdoney sniffin business class pwicks. :lol:

Be comforted in the knowledge that its highly unlikely that your factory (or my bar) will crash and burn on takeoff. In my situation its also highly unlikely that terrorists are going to want to be involved with a small tabletop bar in Caulifield, (unless its for prebombing drinks).

Geea.

[KEN 24T]

Ken

Do you wear anything under your wizards garments?

Ah, speaking of fair cops ...

... ah, now, of course a wizard doesn't need under-garments. There are a multitude of spells and incarnations that will keep one's scr*tum warm, cozy and free from evil.

[geea]

... ah, now, of course a wizard doesn't need under-garments. There are a multitude of spells and incarnations that will keep one's scr*tum warm, cozy and free from evil.

I suppose you could always use a halfling or two if you were having a bad spell day. They could each keep one nut warm. :lol:

Geea.

[KEN 24T]

... ah, now, of course a wizard doesn't need under-garments. There are a multitude of spells and incarnations that will keep one's scr*tum warm, cozy and free from evil. 

I suppose you could always use a halfling or two if you were having a bad spell day. They could each keep one nut warm. :lol:

Geea.

hmmm .... halfling you say ... what an excellent idea.

"Frodo ... Oh Frodo, could you come here please ... "

[plonky]

... ah, now, of course a wizard doesn't need under-garments. There are a multitude of spells and incarnations that will keep one's scr*tum warm, cozy and free from evil. 

I suppose you could always use a halfling or two if you were having a bad spell day. They could each keep one nut warm. :lol:

Geea.

You beat me to it

I was going to say that's the reason that a tall old man with his rod in his hand hangs around hobbits......the perfect height

I bet you prefer the curly headed hobbits Gandalf

or is you name really

Fagland from 'right in the middle' earth

[KEN 24T]

You beat me to it

I was going to say that's the reason that a tall old man with his rod in his hand hangs around hobbits......the perfect height

I bet you prefer the curly headed hobbits Gandalf

or is you name really

Fagland from 'right in the middle' earth

While you two are beating each other off ... let me respond by saying that there's nothing quite like the comfort of a curly hobbit on those frosty Middle Earth evenings ... let's not even mention the satisfaction that can be had with a dwarf in "The Mines of MyArse".

[ktford]

... ah, now, of course a wizard doesn't need under-garments. There are a multitude of spells and incarnations that will keep one's scr*tum warm, cozy and free from evil. 

I suppose you could always use a halfling or two if you were having a bad spell day. They could each keep one nut warm. :lol:

Geea.

He's only playing with a half deck/dick anyway

Scotty CCC