The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[discostig]

f*cking European wasps





Pricks were inside the water tank access hole (the big dark nest) and I ended up getting rid of it by showering the thing constantly with water so they flew off for a minute (not keen on wasp spray in the house water) then climbing up and removing it by hand. That was a tense 15 seconds!



Another thing that pisses me off is wasp spray that does f*ck all even when you are hosing the thing at point blank range until it's covered in white froth but STILL moving around. The only one to use is Yates Bliztem, smashes them dead in 2 seconds, comes out in a concentrated stream

http://www.bunnings.com.au/yates-350g-blitzem-wasp-nest-killer-insecticide_p3010157

instead of a sh*tty mist like this thing which just makes them fly around angrily

http://www.bunnings.com.au/pestxpert-500g-flying-insecticide-aerosol_p3010379



f*cking wasps!

Edited 08/02/15 05:56 AM by -Stever-

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Omg that's fukd

I hate wasps !!!! Little fuxkers!!!

[Kimberley Scott]

Wanted to see the Bentley get up.

[camo86T]

Wasps

they are pricks

We live near the bush and always knocking down nests

all types from small black ones to striped mothers nearly 40mm long

Best weapon I have found when they are on brickwork etc

1x can of inox/wd40/any other flammable aerosol

1x butane lighter - trigger type

Hold lighter end an inch in front of aerosol nozzle

Aim & squirt aerosol, pull trigger, whooof

they drop in 0.25 seconds as their wings fry

Start stomping

Or if you are doing the lawns at the time

Whipper snipper if cord is long enough and you are feeling committed

Edited 08/02/15 07:23 AM by camo86T

[discostig]

I tried a can of Lynx anti perspirant once (only use deodorant as the anti perspirant glues up the underam forest...that pisses me off too)

Aimed at nest with stove lighter in front of Lynx

Fired

Great flame front - win

Wasps on fire - win

Wasps falling - win

Fly screen under nest on fire - lose

Fly screen burned higher - losing more

Flames got too tall and hit under eaves - major loss

Paint burning for a second - unconscionable losses, abort mission

Paint went out - win

House did not burn down - win

Scrubbed black flame marks off of surface, not coming off enough - losing

Rubbed through to fibro board - losing

Took paint chip to Bunnings and bought sample can, repainted under eaves of girlfriend's parent's house that I am helping house sit, no one is the wiser - escape with life

Edited 08/02/15 07:41 AM by -Stever-

["Captain Retard"]

WPMO, spending most of the day watching a 12hr race and then the entire neighbourhood is blacked out with 30mins to go in the race [emoji15]

Power didn't come on for 1 1/2 hours...........FARKERS!!!

[Ralph Wiggum]

I currently have two phones, my Nexus 5 personal phone and Nokia Lumia work phone. They both have a micro usb charge port on the bottom. The port orientation is opposite on each phone. I have to do this every fucking time I want to plug the charge cable....

[k31th]

don't give the I-device fanboys a chance to give you a reason to get an I-device... :(

[Ralph Wiggum]

I-doubt they could convince me....

(see what I did there?)

[k31th]

just turn the Lumia over by default because who wants to look at that farkin' thing (especially because it's a work phone) when putting it on charge