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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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  • Member For: 16y 11m 2d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: SA
Posted
1 hour ago, Admin (as if) said:

im lucky to get 3-4 hours a night.

 

from midnight till 6am is all broken 30 mins here and there. our 2.5 year old doesnt sleep after midnight very well. 😕 

This^^ 

 

I havent slept a whole night in 6 years... cry me a river butt plugs 

  • Is on holiday from communism
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  • Member For: 7y 7m 13d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: Victoria
Posted

Butt plugs wouldn't help me sleep either😂

  • To Loud
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  • Member For: 14y 8m 16d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: WA, Perth
Posted

our kids are 6 and 9 now. not the kids. just life worries in general.

sucks. I am off to bed to see if I can get a good nights rest.

  • less WHY; more WOT
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  • Member For: 18y 4m 5d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted
8 hours ago, MBAF said:

What’s sleep? 

you don't even have kids, do you?

so meth? :P

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  • Member For: 10y
Posted

Haha no, but tempted to start a bad habit. 

 

Maybe be I should buy a pill press and attend some music festivals. That seems to working well at the moment

  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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  • Member For: 16y 11m 2d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: SA
Posted

Better idea.... 

just press pills that are filled with 100% legal crap like energy chit.... pretend it’s extasy... pass it round at festivals, the kids are already pinging from alcohol so won’t know the difference, sniffer dogs won’t detect chit and if u get arrested they can’t charge you with anything coz it’s full of cough syrup and red bull in powder form... 

 

youre welcome lol 

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  • WOT?
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  • Member For: 13y 5m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Frankston, 3199
Posted

Pffft - load it up with laxatives

 

Preferable time release, so they all get the runs at the same time

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  • Is on holiday from communism
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  • Member For: 7y 7m 13d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: Victoria
Posted

Load it with something that makes them sterile, that better 

 

Not allowed to buy a pill press anyway I'm pretty sure. Gonna have to make one 

 

Now we know how Cornwall made her money

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