The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[ilk]

4 hours ago, .Stripes. said:

I'll give YOU a stick in the eye...

I'll duck your skull hole

[.Stripes.]

You promise?

[.Stripes.]

So we're looking after the GF's sisters dog atm - for the most part he's pretty rad, but unfortunately the poor fella now has an upset tummy. And at 40kg I'm sure you can imagine the sort of mess he's capable of making...🤨

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Imagine having two of them, with an all carpet house, while they’re sh*tting liquid and puking chunks from 4pm til 5am then getting an hours sleep, then going to work.

 

Welcome me to parent hood.

long story short... don’t do it.

[Rab]

20 minutes ago, .Stripes. said:

y the poor fella now has an upset tummy.

 

@camo86T had that last night

[.Stripes.]

49 minutes ago, HRM Fluff of Cornwall said:

Imagine having two of them, with an all carpet house, while they’re sh*tting liquid and puking chunks from 4pm til 5am then getting an hours sleep, then going to work.

 

Welcome me to parent hood.

long story short... don’t do it.

 Sounds horrendous...

[camo86T]

10 hours ago, Rab said:

@camo86T had that last night

Wife reminded me I scoffed a whole packet of dried apricots on sun night so there's a clue

 

Check your cupboard @.Stripes.

[.Stripes.]

Think it was some dodgy ribs the dogs managed to find at the park - thankfully only one of them is crook (touch wood). But yeah, woke up to a freshly decorated hallway and laundry this morning...😬

[El Andrew]

Friends were looking after another friend's labrador on the weekend. Dog ate a bunch of rotten plums off the ground.

Mate counted he cleaned up 21 runny dog sh!ts off the deck on Sunday morning

[.Stripes.]

Gross. The smell is actually the worst!