Fold Or Scrunch

[BenDoCo]

When I was young - growing up in Briken Hill - our house had an outside toilet and because of soooooo many different reasons, that town had a huge 'Fly' problem back then. Usually those bigger 'Blow Flys'.

So anyway, I would be sitting there thinking that I'm just about finished so I'd grab some paper, scrunch it up and get ready to wipe before it all dried and went crunchy but every time without fail, one of those flys would land on my ass and work it's way to my, ummmmmmmmmm, asterix and crawl around my bum cheeks.

Weeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I kinda like the tickling.........................was that wrong of me?

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

that's farked.

[discostig]

Wrong thread to open while I'm eating lunch.

Also, folding.

Also,

squatting like you are taking a sh¡t in the woods is the best way to align the anorectal angle and allow one the most thorough sh¡tting experience. Had to do it into a bag on the floor once when power was out (water runs on pump from rain tank).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_postures

Edited 19/08/14 04:44 AM by -Stever-

[Never had any say Panda]

Anyone ever experienced the 'Clean Snap'

Where you do a sh*t and it's the perfect consistency that you wipe and look at the paper and think 'Probably didn't even need to wipe'..

["Captain Retard"]

First I checkout the turd, especially if its a big'n !

Then first 2 passes I scrunch, seems to grab more poo.

Then a couple of folded passes.

Next I fold spit and polish, making sure the hemerroids are nice and clean otherwise they get itchy!

[Pixy Angel]

oh dear 9 years late and it a hot topic.............this place rocks.

Theres only one way and its FOLD for sure. Thinner or should I say cheaper the roll is the more folds required.

[Never had any say Panda]

One ply is the devil!!!

[Corzza]

fook especially when your fingers break through.... god damn!

[Corzza]

Anyone ever experienced the 'Clean Snap'

Where you do a sh*t and it's the perfect consistency that you wipe and look at the paper and think 'Probably didn't even need to wipe'..

Many a time, if you eat right and drink lots of water then no runny sh1t!

[discostig]

The Houdini is best.

*Splash*

Look down - empty.