Fold Or Scrunch

[Kimberley Scott]

Blow flies are great.

Step one

Catch blow fly, gently remove wings and put in container.

Step two

Poor bubble bath with scented oils, light some candles and switch of lights.

Step three

Strip off and grab container containing wingless blow fly and hop into bath.

Step four

Think of something that gives you a 3/4 erection. Don't get to excited.

Step five

Gently arch hips forward until tip if pen*s just breaches scented bubbles. Gently take wingless blow fly out and place it on the tip of your pen*s.

Step six

Enjoy the sensation of wingless blow fly running around for as long as you can.

The plaster the wingless little bastard to the ceiling.

[.Stripes.]

Wow Kimbo...That's next level haha

[Kimberley Scott]

Bored days out in an Army Base. Not much use going out, guys outnumbered the gals 10 to 1.

[Rab]

I reckon the ones that took scented bubble baths probably enjoyed those odds

/jk - don't kill me please

[Kimberley Scott]

It's not gay if you don't have any other options.

[discostig]

It's a worry that I knew exactly where that post was going as soon as he said bubble bath.

[old_mate]

most excellent thread.

Envious of those who have 3 or 4 passes - I average about 7! 1 ply is the devil.

Fold for sure.

The clean break is one of those real moments where you feel like you have achieved something.

I'll agree with the squat being the best experience - had a bit of an emergency one night on the side of the Bruce highway between Mackay and Rocky @2am after consuming a very dodgy pizza for dinner - gut rot level extreme but the resulting bowel movement was epic

A topic that came up around a few beers with the lads recently - who wipes front to back and who back to front????

[discostig]

Oh this one could be divisive.

Two hands needed - pull bait and tackle out of the way, back to front, inspect, drop.

[old_mate]

^^^ this

apparently we wipe like chicks lol

[Buf-Phoon]

kangaroo style poo is not great if you have a crook knee.