Joke Of The Day

[Cro]

If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...

I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D

You make my head hurt sometimes Cro ... really you do ... I just can't follow the logic in your statement ... I know you're trying to take the piss, but it just doesn't make sense?

hmmm......

Let me put it this way..

Your wife wears the pants, you wear the skirt, you are not a man, you are a disgrace...

Blunt, but it had to be spelt out :D

[KEN 24T]

hmmm......

Let me put it this way..

Your wife wears the pants, you wear the skirt, you are not a man, you are a disgrace...

Blunt, but it had to be spelt out :D

OK, time to walk away.

[Macktheknife]

Walk away?

I'd run very fast Ken my man.

Some things are contagious................

[Falchoon]

You make my head hurt sometimes ...

Is your bowling hat on a little too tight there Ken?

[Turbo6man]

Are you gonna just sit there and take that sh!t from them Ken - why don't you get up and face them like a ma ... oops, sorry.

OK then, why don't you send the handbrake over to deal with them?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest physio]

What's the difference between a copper with a radar and going down on a woman?

When you go down on a woman, you can see the c t behind the bush.

[KEN 24T]

... why don't you send the handbrake over to deal with them?

:o

That would be "cruel and unusual punishment" ... I wouldn't even wish that on BLUEPUKE owners!

[Falchoon]

Why Men are Happy people.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another service station because this one's

just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000;tux

rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to

them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can do your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

AND you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

[Macktheknife]

There were two deaf mates talking.

Bert says. "Hey Fred, when are we going fishing?"

Fred replies. No mate, I'm going fishing.

Bert says. "Oh, I thought we were going to go fishing.

[hambo_12]