Joke Of The Day

[saleen]

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this

house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can

afford

it.

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door

with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I

heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to

wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by

myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f#@king bike!"

[Falchoon]

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Take this short test and find out...

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[KEN 24T]

I don't get it ... two dolphins jumping out of the water? So?

You worry me sometimes Falchoon.

[HellionXR6T]

I'm way too stressed, pretty sure I saw two cows???? I need help...lol. :lol:

[geea]

Not sure what state I'm in, did anyone else see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.

[NT TURBO]

Whipped Cream

[richdave]

Whipped Cream

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[saleen]

t-shirt

[XRSICKT]

A bit Naughty this one, but real funny :lol: :lol:

[ducatijb]

A young hotshot gets a job with the Taxation Department.

His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.

He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says,

"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once

in a while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once

in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the Taxation Department, and every

once in a while they send us a little *beep* like you."