The Off Topic Thread.

[bloodycrashboy]

5 hours ago, MattyP said:

So I test drove a picanto gt 

 

turbo, 3 cylinder, 1000kg (without this fatty in it) 

 

am impressed with the little nugget

 

how can 74kW impress?

BTW: a whooping 12 kW more than the 4 cylinder naturally aspirated one 

[Mrs Jeturbo]

3 hours ago, .Stripes. said:

Dear God, did you get castrated recently and lose all sense of masculinity as well as taste in cars in general, because that car is the most disgusting tiny piece of chit I’ve ever seen.

FIFY

[MattyP]

Because it’s turbo and manual and fun and ugly 

 

just like me

[Puffwagon]

Ate some sambal olek...no worries. 

 

Ate some chocolate scorpion shock sauce...farken hot. 

 

Ate half a square cm of reaper...just another level entirely.

 

Crazy sh*t man. 

[Rab]

From the car site:

 

"Relatively slow"

 

 

"Hot hatch............ warm............ maybe lukewarm at best...."

[MattyP]

I wouldn't even call it lukewarm 

Its just a fun 

Either that or a stinger or I30n or a WN caprice... or fix the GT4

[Puffwagon]

Went a full sqcm of chili with my salami snack...thought it was broken and not hot...

 

Fml I was wrong...it just took a minute to kick in. 

[k31th]

sweating for a bit, eh?

[Puffwagon]

Nah no sweat...hot af for a bit though.

 

Plenty of eyeball juice lol. 

[k31th]

super-hot chili's are good for that haha sweating out of orifices you didn't know you could sweat out of