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  • www.australianflag.org.au
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  • Member For: 21y 26d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brisbane
Posted

f*cking Halloween.

Pretending to not be home so little turds don't knock on my door.

PS it's f*cking chocolate, not candy.

  • Too heavy needs boost
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  • Member For: 13y 6d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Adelaide
Posted

I say trick and they just look at you. misses bought 4 bags of chocolates then went to work. feeding jr and BANG BANG BANG on the door. little farkers didn't even dress up. gave them a bag of chocolates then put the car away and locked the door.

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  • I <3 Floods
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  • Member For: 15y 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: South West QLD
Posted (edited)

Haha.. I put the sprinkler just inside the front gate.. Oh and wedged the gate shut.. So they'll get soaked if they go looking for why the gate isn't opening..

Unrelated:

http://www.theadvocate.com.au/story/2663041/macey-stewart-injured-in-hit-and-run-crash/?cs=87

Not a cycling fan.. But this pisses me off as it shows no respect for fellow humans.. (Yeah yeah we aren't sure cyclists are humans)

I mean and collecting the mirror? Must drive a jeep since those bastards are expensive to replace..

Edit: oh yeah and she's pretty alright looking.

Edited by Never had any say Panda
  • I'm getten too old for this s**t
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  • Member For: 13y 4m 5d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia
Posted

Her tooth-to-gum ratio looks way off in that pic SDP...... for me, anyway

  • All stock bar the k&n panel filter
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  • Member For: 14y 4m 29d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perth
Posted

Edit: oh yeah and she's pretty alright looking.

True dat, she a dardy shing panda!

  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 12y 7m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perth SOR
Posted

Driving all the way home at 8pm on a Friday night, and I forgot my wallet at work :(

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  • Member For: 21y 5m 16d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: North Jamberoo, NSW
Posted

I moved the caravan across the driveway so no one can get to the front door..........funny as

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  • www.australianflag.org.au
  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 21y 26d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brisbane
Posted

A few of us are starting to sound like Dags.

I include myself.

That pisses me off.

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