The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[Rab]

It was the scare in the late 70's, early 80's when people started buys cars that had power windows - "What happens if you drive into a river and the windows are up?"

Was really just a way of controlling your jealousy that the Jones's next door bought a car with luxuries.

[barnz]

A myth that mythbusters covered, they work under water for quite some time, like 15 min

[Rab]

Yep - found that out in my old Paj

I really, really shouldn't have opened the window and should have climbed out the sunroof to grab the snatch-em strap instead

[stubbietubbie]

Damn Skodas making my mind up for me. What if I WANT to have the windows down when it rains?! What if I WANT to drown in that river?!

(in b4 a "well, yeah, you can override it manually/turn the auto windows off/dude, you're f*cked up" literal response)

[Rab]

I'd recommend you get a Citroen

All you'd need to do is indicate left to turn the radio on, which would (obviously) open the fuel cap and thus, lower the window

[Kimberley Scott]

Bogan jealousy is jealous bogan

[Rab]

When a Skoda sinks (in the river it drove into) does it go down in a clockwise or anti clockwise motion, or does it just drop straight to the bottom?

[stubbietubbie]

Whichever way you choose!

[Ralph Wiggum]

Dropped my mother flippin soldering iron again, this time caught if by the stand... Which was f'n hot from the hot soldering iron that had been sitting on it for the last hour.

The base is far too light, a swift breeze would blow it off the bench. Need a half inch chunk of unobtainium to bolt it too.

Phuck I hate stereo installations.

[k31th]

Was it at least for your car?