The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[Rab]

Internet down, can't work.

Called Optus - 45 minutes on the phone with the usual gumby -

"Oh yeah, We've got an issue in the area. Couple of hundred users are out"

"Try again in 5 hours"

They wonder why I don't use them for the phone lines

[k31th]

^^ this is why business grade internet SLA's are for business grade services and why they are more expensive per month than consumer services.

[Rab]

Yep - doesn't stop me whinging the 0.001% of the time that it's not working though.

[k31th]

if you're actually getting 0.001% outages, you're doing very well, for a consumer service

[Rab]

I think that's about 8 hours a year?

Probably around there somewhere

edit: although my maths is probably less reliable than my internet

Edited 10/07/15 02:14 AM by Rab

[Rab]

Pissed off now.

Internet is back up, so have to start a full days work - from 3:30pm Friday arvo :S

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

Cleaning farking over flowing gutters at 2am. FML

[stubbietubbie]

Could be 4am?

[bloodycrashboy]

thought I'd share this one.

It happened 2 days before I went on my 7 week Euro holiday, so I buried it at the back of my mind so as not to spoil my time off.

came out from a particularly stressful day at work only to find some assh@le delivery driver had side swiped the front of my car (parked 2 meters back from the driveway entrance at work)

I have come to the conclusion that this person is also a coward with no balls.

[Ralph Wiggum]

It was probably that rouge cat.