The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[The Kerb Warrior]

Pepsi? Look out, hitting the hard stuff haha. Always Pepsi max for me, used to it now and sugar drinks now taste gross and give me a ripper headache.

[Pixy Angel]

Now, back to me....

Was playing with Shrekus Jnr at a soccer field on Sunday, running and rolling around with him as you do with 2 year olds.

My mobile phone must have slipped out of my pocket while I was on the ground rolling around. No biggie, I just got my mate who was with me at the time to call the phone so it would ring so I could find it.

that's where my day changed.....

All calls were now going straight through to message bank, the phone was now switched off...

Now I know that sucker had over 80% charge, so some lowlife farker has found my phone, pissed off with it, and switched it off so I cant track it.

But I promise you, when and if you do switch it on, ill then know your location, and ill come knocking with a few of my close work mates, and I promise you your day wont be the same.

The phone is useless to anyone. The IMEI is blocked, SIM is useless, I guess it does prove to me that there still are c$%ts in the world.

They will turn it on its just a matter when and when they do the hunt is on.

Im on my way Mickus.

[k31th]

Pepsi Max ftmfw!

[The Kerb Warrior]

They will turn it on its just a matter when and when they do the hunt is on.

Im on my way Mickus.

When that thing turns on.....

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=moe+simpsons+running+knife&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=785&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI3_aLlamyxwIVoiOmCh2G9QDH#imgrc=bvyHtMQ5iUGlMM%3A

(Apologies, can't add pics when I'm at work)

[Rab]

Given the sim and the imei are blocked will it still phone home?

Or would they need to hook it up to their own wifi (which they won't be able to do if phone is locked)

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Ready for another cry?

Have you met Susie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rGhrf2nILc

Ummm sorry Karnt but who has always been ahead of u on street out laws eps

YA of course!!!

Balled my eyes out when she first met fa truck

Like balled

I am clearly ohmo

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Oh and thnx for posting that link u karnt

Now I cried again

Yeah fhark u and your free cupcakes

[.Stripes.]

The whole dating game sh*ts me. I've been single for a while...so, naturally, I'm a little out of practice, but the whole thing gets to me a bit. Had a super awesome date on Saturday night, really great young lady and we got along REALLY well. Lots of red wine, laughing, flirty touching etc...all up we were out for like 7hrs and she said afterwards that we should do it again. Sick. Realised the next morning that she still had my sunnies in her bag from the night before so text to see about getting them back before I flew to work for the week...but we were both busy the next night and crashed out early the night after. Cool, so still have a reason to arrange a second date next break...but it's just the whole build up and playing the game that's sh*tting me atm. It's been a while since I've come away from a date feeling like there was mutual interest there that warranted a follow-up, so I'm busy hoping like f*ck I don't screw it up...if I haven't already haha.

[Ralph Wiggum]

[.Stripes.]

Just having a winge Ralphy...it's early and I haven't had enough coffee yet...so it's probably far from logical.