The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[Ralph Wiggum]

Rab clearly knows too!

All I have to add is something I can't take credit for

"Must have been a solid hit. Took the thumbnail clean off."

You're welcome

[Wilko16]

The whole dating game sh*ts me. I've been single for a while...so, naturally, I'm a little out of practice, but the whole thing gets to me a bit. Had a super awesome date on Saturday night, really great young lady and we got along REALLY well. Lots of red wine, laughing, flirty touching etc...all up we were out for like 7hrs and she said afterwards that we should do it again. Sick. Realised the next morning that she still had my sunnies in her bag from the night before so text to see about getting them back before I flew to work for the week...but we were both busy the next night and crashed out early the night after. Cool, so still have a reason to arrange a second date next break...but it's just the whole build up and playing the game that's sh*tting me atm. It's been a while since I've come away from a date feeling like there was mutual interest there that warranted a follow-up, so I'm busy hoping like f*ck I don't screw it up...if I haven't already haha.

[JETURBO]

has she got hot friends stripey ?

A sister ?

Mum even ?

[Rab]

Grandma even........

[ms700]

Chill out stripes...... if she wants more she'll call you. dont get all desperado.

in the meantime, piks or 25%

[Mrs Jeturbo]

You'll be right Stripes sounds like it turned out to be a good night, so wouldn't stress too much. Unfortunately women are a pain in the a$$. Ya gotta play the game to start, they love it, think they've got you. But you can't play long enough that they think they've got you hooked. That's when you turn around one day and be like 'biaaaatch! This happenin' or what?'....... Bitches love that...

But seriously wouldn't stress mate, sounds like it turned out well There's always that added stress and worry if the date actually went well and you enjoyed it. Like you said, gives you a good excuse to catch up and hopefully arrange another date when you get the glasses

Also, smart move 'forgetting' your glasses It's happening! The first man to use a woman's move on a woman!

Seriously

I can't believe what whackers girls are

I hear so many stories now about dating it makes me wanna puke

I feel so sorry for blokes now a days

Jet and my first date was washing our cars before jumping in one of em... Driving down the coast through the hills and the Fharkn in the car at 2am

Well specifically half in half out of the car but never the less it was fun

Then drove back to pick up his car

He complimented me on my driving skills

I did some power slides in my turbo ...

Second date was servicing my car together.

The next week he came over to watch movies bahahahaha and he never left.

[BenDoCo]

And you have all heard what happens when Fluff is coming out of a General Anasthetic

Now that's a date.

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Hahahaha

OMG

Shhhhhh Donald Bahahahahaha

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

Stripes are you gay maybe?

Send her a dick pic and one of two things could happen.

1. You get your sunnies in the post

2.or she drops over to give you your sunnies and pulls ya dip stick out and pops her bonnet and lets you check her oil levels.

Or 3. Gay. Lol

[PhilMeUp]

The whole dating game sh*ts me. I've been single for a while...so, naturally, I'm a little out of practice, but the whole thing gets to me a bit. Had a super awesome date on Saturday night, really great young lady and we got along REALLY well. Lots of red wine, laughing, flirty touching etc...all up we were out for like 7hrs and she said afterwards that we should do it again. Sick. Realised the next morning that she still had my sunnies in her bag from the night before so text to see about getting them back before I flew to work for the week...but we were both busy the next night and crashed out early the night after. Cool, so still have a reason to arrange a second date next break...but it's just the whole build up and playing the game that's sh*tting me atm. It's been a while since I've come away from a date feeling like there was mutual interest there that warranted a follow-up, so I'm busy hoping like f*ck I don't screw it up...if I haven't already haha.

Problem: Now there is too much anticipation, which creates pressure and too much expectation for next time.

The challenge is to calm down, chill, etc, and not obsess about the one good date too much.

Jet and my first date was washing our cars before jumping in one of em... Driving down the coast through the hills and the Fharkn in the car at 2am

Well specifically half in half out of the car but never the less it was fun

Then drove back to pick up his car

He complimented me on my driving skills

I did some power slides in my turbo ...

Second date was servicing my car together.

The next week he came over to watch movies bahahahaha and he never left.

This is smart dating. Do things like you've been together for years.

Cruisy stuff like this means no pressure. No putting up walls or facade. Just being each other's natural selves.

I used to take women to Beatty Park Aquatic Centre in North Perth. Go sit in the sauna and spa. Avantages:

- Cheap. $11 each to get in.

- Relaxed. I do a good massage, so once I get my hands on her shoulders in the spa then she's all mine.

- How often do you get to check her out in a swimsuit the first time you go out together?

I've never been into the formal dinner type of stuff. Conversation is what gets things rolling along - if the communication is going well then there's no nervousness.