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lel. You guys crack me up. We could both barely move after the gym, so no blow jobs unfortunately.

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Maybe just tie her up and treat her like a slut. Lick her booty hole 

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15 minutes ago, .Stripes. said:

lel. You guys crack me up. We could both barely move after the gym, so no blow jobs unfortunately.

 

Fark that then 😂

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I got my bj,  and seks.

 

And a mouthfull of pussy.

 

And a bottle of rum.

 

Win win

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33 minutes ago, I love kittens said:

Maybe just tie her up and treat her like a slut. Lick her booty hole 

 

You remind me of Jay from the inbetweeners. 

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Literally was just looking at that and this

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39 minutes ago, MBAF said:

Fark that then 😂

To be honest, the fact that things are happening a whole lot more regularly than they have in about 6 months is great at the moment. Going from once or twice over the course of 2 months to a couple of times a week or so is a pretty drastic improvement!

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Funny story time,  silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. 

 

Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.

 

Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car.

 

All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simps

 

@.Stripes. Buy her a seks toy. And give her time to herself. No one likes being smothered, every one needs alone time. Doooo iiiiitttttt

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^^^^ 

I thoroughly reccomend you take zero advice from this person in regards to successful relationship habits.... just a gut feeling I have. 

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