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1 minute ago, tazzanz said:

Sex pest alert

I'll fark you too

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Buy me one of those toys then we will talk

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Well this is the one he got his mrs... they been enjoying it together ever since apparently ...

he gets so much he has to turn her down...

 

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  • Is on holiday from communism
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It's a bit bigger than that🙄

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3 hours ago, I love kittens said:

Lick her booty hole 

 

Stripes, see quote above. This will get you in the good books...., either that or in the shi_t.   See what I did there....

4 hours ago, .Stripes. said:

A bit mushy...

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1 hour ago, HRM Fluff of Cornwall said:

Well considering I’m the closest thing here to a woman

 

keep telling yourself that fluff

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  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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Dunno how many times I have to explain I had the pen*s removed years and years ago so I count as a woman now... 

 

the moustache and hairy boobs don’t count 

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Funny story time,  silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. 
 
Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.
 
Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car.
 
All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simps
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Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.
You're a fu@ken retard

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