Your Mumma's So...

[Superdan]

come on down ladies and jelly beans, y'all know you wanna get involved with this one!!

this is the official "Your Mumma's so..." thread

hit me with your mumma jokes and make me wet myself as much as Ozzie did

Your mumma's so fat, she's got her own centre of gravity

Your mumma's so fat she's got her own post code

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GO!!!!!

Edited 23/11/07 01:08 PM by Superdan

[senna_T]

your momma is so fat she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her gut!

[Superdan]

nice,

Yo Momma is so ugly she makes blind children cry

PS, no offence to any mother's out there in T land, we love you all!

Edited 23/11/07 01:15 PM by Superdan

[bonza]

your mummas so fat I rolled over twice and I was still on the b#tch!!!!

[senna_T]

your mommas so fat she....I forgot - goddamn - shes just too damn fat!

[SHOWDOWN]

you mama so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck ( the russell peters fans would get that one)

you mama so fat your dad clips her thigh and catches the next wave in...

Edited 23/11/07 01:20 PM by SHOWDOWN

[bonza]

Your mumma's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

[Superdan]

your mumma is like a vacuum cleaner cause she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet

bin drinkin much Ozzie???

[Superdan]

yo momma's so fat when she got on the scales it said this is not a group activity

[SHOWDOWN]

your mama so fat that when she was sunbaking a team of greenpeace came in and push her into the water