Your Mumma's So...

[Panda Eyes]

yo mamma's so fat that she has other fat women orbiting around her.

[Panda Eyes]

yo mamma's so old that when someone asked her to act her age she died.

[pkaboo]

Your mumma is so stupid she thinks parallel parking means parking right next to another car

Your mumma is so stupid she put her watch in her piggy bank to save time

Your mumma is so fat when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep

Your mumma is so fat that they had to change the 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'

Your mumma is so fat she's the same height laying down as she is standing up

Your Mumma is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

Your mumma is so old she owes Moses a dollar

Your mumma so old when she lies about her age she shaves off decades instead of years

Your mumma is so old the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her appartment

Your mumma is so old she's blind from the big bang

Your mumma is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white

Your mumma is so poor homeless people hire her to hold up their cardboard signs

Your mumma is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Your mumma is so ugly even a hypnotist refused to look her in the eye

Your mumma is so ugly the pro choice people use her as an abortion arguement

Your mumma is so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym

[Duffman]

your momma is so fat she needs matresses for tampons

your momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

[XR6T-CTOWN]

Your mummas teeth is so yellow I cant believe its not butter!

[Panda Eyes]

yo mamma's so fat her picture keeps falling off the wall

[Brandonn]

your mummas so fat I cant see around her

[XRMATE]

Ya mummas so fat her shadow weighs 100lb

Ya mummas so dumb she sits on the TV & watches the couch

[mattyb]

your mommas so fat she use gravy instead of KY

your mommas so fat she rolls in gravy powder so she can find her own wet spot

[NB4C]

Yo mamma's so fat that when she went sunbathing on the beach, people thought she was a beached whale and tried to push her out to sea.