Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Well-Hard Bangin' Member
  • Member
  • Member For: 18y 11m 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perff, WA
Posted

your mummas like a petrol station ,just pay and pump

  • Replies 67
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Well-Hard Bangin' Member
  • Member
  • Member For: 18y 11m 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perff, WA
Posted

your so ugly ,when you where born the doctor just slapped your mum

  • Member
  • Member For: 19y 3m 19d
Posted

Ya mummas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family.."

  • Well-Hard Bangin' Member
  • Member
  • Member For: 18y 11m 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perff, WA
Posted

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

  • Big Gun
  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 23y 9m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NSW
Posted

Ya mums teeth are so yellow, when she shuts her mouth, her eyes light up.

  • 3 weeks later...
  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 20y 4m 7d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: nsw
Posted

your momma is so fat that when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.

  • Senior Member
  • Member
  • Member For: 19y 11m 20d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Caringbah 9526-5322
Posted (edited)

When I had to swerve to avoid hitting YA MUM on the road I ran out of Petrol!

YA MUM is so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

Edited by CV PERFORMANCE

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...