tmac450 Member 1,650 Member For: 19y 11m 2d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 11/12/07 05:34 AM Posted 11/12/07 05:34 AM Ya mumma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Legacy Donating Member 13,318 Member For: 22y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 11/12/07 06:01 AM Posted 11/12/07 06:01 AM Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do her Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs! Yo mamas so stupid she thought Magic Johnson was a magician's d*ck. Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for HalloweenYo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Bubbles won't talk to her!Yo mamas so fat.......................... DAMN!
Xrfranjo Member 350 Member For: 18y 11m 14d Gender: Male Location: Bonnyrigg Heights, NSW Posted 12/12/07 05:50 AM Posted 12/12/07 05:50 AM Your mamma's so old she owes jesus 5 dollars
SHOWDOWN BACK SLOWER THEN EVER! Member 706 Member For: 19y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/12/07 06:09 AM Posted 12/12/07 06:09 AM Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs!
BUL11E Member 89 Member For: 21y 15d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/12/07 07:06 AM Posted 12/12/07 07:06 AM Your mumma is so old she farts dust
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 3m 12d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 12/12/07 07:21 AM Posted 12/12/07 07:21 AM Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do herThat's pretty bloody bad....how can anything ever be THAT nasty???
RIP'S_PATCHES! Legacy Donating Member 337 Member For: 19y 4m Gender: Male Posted 12/12/07 11:44 AM Posted 12/12/07 11:44 AM your mu is so fat, that she is just fukin fat!
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 18y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 08/09/08 01:19 PM Author Posted 08/09/08 01:19 PM Yo mamma's so celery I dipped her in peanut butter and she got sticky! :wacko:
t6xr Member 826 Member For: 18y 9m 13d Gender: Male Location: MELB STH EAST Posted 08/09/08 06:18 PM Posted 08/09/08 06:18 PM Your mom so fat when she goes down the freeway she needs two E-tags.
ralfus90 Member 769 Member For: 18y 1m Gender: Male Location: under a rock perth wa Posted 18/11/08 01:05 PM Posted 18/11/08 01:05 PM BIG BUMP sorry guys to exhume an old thread....BBBUUUUUTTTTTTT.......yo mumma so fat that when she jump up in the air she get stuck...yo mumma so fat I saw her crossin the road and swerved to miss her ran out of petrol...lets get off the mums hey I got off yours an hour ago...."my mums dead dude"that's why she didnt put up much of a fight then eh....yo mumma so fat she tripped over grazed her knee and gravy came outyo mumma so fat her belt line is the equator...yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner at sizzlers we got a group discount...yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner she looked at the menu and said...YUP!man you gotta tell your mum to stop givin me a cookie everytime I shag her...I put on 3kg this week!yo mumma so fat I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot....yo mumma so fat she kickstarts her vibrator and rolled a tampon out of a mattress.....yo mumma so fat screwin her is like throwin a sausage down a hallway......like rootin the top of a gumboot full off porridge......I have to run it against the side to get some traction......again all apologies but saw the thread and started postin then noticed the age of it...but alas I had come too far....
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