Joke Of The Day

[BADGERSXR6TUTE]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

vik

Vik couldn't afford it,

But he had to applaud it

Now his dick could hold up a tent.

best laugh I've had today

[Guest]

[ktford]

Five blokes in a row boat. They have six cigarettes and no lighter. How did they light the cigarettes?

They threw a cigarette overboard which made the row boat a cigarette lighter!

Strewth

Scotty CCC

[ktford]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

vik

Many had thought

H'm glad we'd bought

So in order to get it lent

his tool he'd have to have bent

[Guest]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

vik

Many had thought

H'm glad we'd bought

So in order to get it lent

his tool he'd have to have bent

Keep your day job Cletus,I think the extra line threw you out,all you land agents can think of is letting or selling something;

But its interesting the responce you get from who does what,like Kent..well say no more.ktford,just gimme a sale

[ktford]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

vik

Many had thought

H'm glad we'd bought

So in order to get it lent

his tool he'd have to have bent

Keep your day job Cletus,I think the extra line threw you out,all you land agents can think of is letting or selling something;

But its interesting the responce you get from who does what,like Kent..well say no more.ktford,just gimme a sale

You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residence

Scotty CCC

[geea]

You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residence

Scotty CCC

Scotty, is it possible that the resedence was soiled? This being the case if you were to get it a quick clean with a high powered hose would it be more letable? :lol:

Geea.

[ktford]

You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residence

Scotty CCC

Scotty, is it possible that the resedence was soiled? This being the case if you were to get it a quick clean with a high powered hose would it be more letable? :lol:

Geea.

better than a fair chance, it'd be a shoe in (probably fit a size "hey voy what size boot you take" 8.5) would require suction to get rid of the mess/waste

More lettable if it could be relocated to a more deserving post code

Scotty CCC

[sharkey]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

In his cardigan, grey

At the end of the day

On lamingtons, all his earnings he spent

[KEN 24T]

How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!

There was an old man named Kent

Whose arse was up for rent

In his cardigan, grey

At the end of the day

On lamingtons, all his earnings he spent