Joke Of The Day

[ktford]

In his cardigan, grey

At the end of the day

On lamingtons, all his earnings he spent

O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley

Scotty CCC

[KEN 24T]

O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley

Scotty CCC

Don't you Hi Boyely me, you post w h o r e!

Stop hijacking the "jokes" thread ... hang on, come to think of it, that's probably a really appropriate place for you Sally.

[ktford]

O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley

Scotty CCC

Don't you Hi Boyely me, you post w h o r e!

Stop hijacking the "jokes" thread ... hang on, come to think of it, that's probably a really appropriate place for you Sally.

Hey Boyley,

I was going to say that you're wise beyond your years, but you are a prehistoric old coot & nobodys that wise.

Scotty CCC

[aniken]

Mmm, beer

[aniken]

Complete this phrase

[Falchoon]

Bravery

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

[ktford]

Bravery

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

I've got one of those bravery ones but it's not as clean as yours hoon

Scotty CCC

[ZAP]

There are rumours that Anthony Mundine's performance at his recent World

Title fight was drug assisted Apparently "The Man" did not provide a urine

sample after the fight.

It has also been revealed that he has in fact never provided a urine sample

during his entire sporting career (NRL or Boxing).

A spokesman for Mundine has stated that the boxer is protected by

Commonwealth and International Law ... which makes it illegal to take the

piss out of Aborigines.

[puffnstuff]

Puff is NOT going anywhere near that one ....

[Falchoon]

Two old men (one is called Ken...) were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said, "Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.

As fast as he could, Ken fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.

His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy.

"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.

"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!" :lol: