Joke Of The Day

[Trumpy]

Havent seen a Macka joke in a while, so thought I'd add a variation

A dyslexic horse walks into a bra..........

[tab]

A horse walks into a bar

The barman says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Trent.

[CHIPS]

Boss: Please print a hardcopy of the latestest budget

Secretry: Not a problem

LOL............ :laughter:

[KEN 24T]

A horse walks into a bar

The barman says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Trent.

Two blondes walk into a bar ....

... you would think that one of them would have seen it?

[BRENCH]

Funny Stuff

[sharkey]

Havent seen a Macka joke in a while, so thought I'd add a variation

A dyslexic horse walks into a bra..........

What's DNA stand for?

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National Dyslexics Association

[Blown BA]

Chunks is my dog

A guy goes into work hung over as hell. his buddy looks at him and says "You look like crap. Rough night, eh?"

He says back "I'm so ashamed. I got home from the bar last night and blew chunks!"

His buddy says "That's not so bad, I've done that plenty of times."

But you don't understand... Chunks is my dog

[Blown BA]

Stinky Confessions

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."

[Guest phantom t]

Why are wedding dresses white

Because all good kitchen appliances are white

Andrew.

[Guest]

These three blokes are bragging to each other how well they can turn on their wifes

The pommy says if I bring in a bowl of chicken broth,put it next to the bed then gently rubb her breas*s,she gets all excited,her back starts to arch 6" high off the bed.

The I tie says " oh wella whena I geta maria ina de cota, and rubba hera legs wita olive oil, her assa lift ona foot in the aira.

The ozzie pipes up and says " ah that's nothing,when Im finished f#cking the missus and I whipe my cock in the curtains, she hits the flaming roof"

vik