Joke Of The Day

[Blown BA]

Free oranges

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked,"Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

I think I'll get some for myself," said grandma and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of them When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

I just take my dentures out, pull the skin back and suck them dry."

[Blown BA]

Sure is dark in here

A woman takes a lover in the afternoon while her husband is working.One day her little boy comes home early and she puts him in the closet. Then the husband comes home early too, she puts the lover in the same closet.

Boy: Sure is dark in here.

Lover: Sure is.

Boy: I have a baseball

Lover: How nice.

Boy: Want to buy it?

Lover: How much?

Boy:$25.00

Lover: That's outrageous.

Boy My dad is outside.

Lover:Ok I will buy it.

A few weeks later the same thing happens and they both end up in the closet again.

Boy: Sure is dark in here

Lover: Sure is.

Boy: I have a baseball glove.

Lover: remembering the last time says "How much?"

Boy:$75.00

The lover buys the glove.

Shortly after the father says to the boy," Lets go out and catch some ball." The little boy says he can't because he sold his ball and glove.

Father: For how much?

Boy: $100.00.

Father: That was much more than they were worth that is terrible to over charge your friends like that I think you need to go to church and confess.

So the father takes the boy to church and the little boy gets into the confessional and waits for the priest. He hears the door close on the other side and he says "Sure is dark in here" and the priest says "Don't start that stuff again!"

[deek]

I think I might be gay...

Blown BA I don't think this is the place to be coming out at!

[KEN 24T]

I think I might be gay...

THIS ONE"S FOR KEN

The boss calls four of his employees into the office and says, "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."

Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

[Guest]

I think I might be gay...

THIS ONE"S FOR KEN

The boss calls four of his employees into the office and says, "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."

Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

You sure got the pulling down the dacks part right Kenty

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[Falchoon]

:o One for Macka...

Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

A: Udder disaster...

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that's gonna hurt

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that's gonna hurt

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that's gonna hurt

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that's gonna hurt