Joke Of The Day

[Blown BA]

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."

He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black."

[Slymeat]

An elderly man was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out, and a stranger walked up to him and asked him what the problem was.

The old man said, well I'm 90 years old and the other day I met a beautiful 20 year old woman, she's got blond hair down past her sholders, blue eyes that you can only imagine, and a perfect 10 figure with large ample breas*s. We imediatly conected and were married the next day, for the next week we made love every day and then she would cook for me and clean the house and wash my clothes it is wonderful. Right now she is waiting at home for me, so we can make love again.

The stranger said to the old man if it is so wonderful why are you crying.

The old mand said, I have alzimers ( Havn't got a clue how to spell it ) and I can't remember were I live.

[Slymeat]

A little kid went up to his parents and asked for a watch for his birthday.

So they let him..............

[siccar]

Here you go boys

[Buf-Phoon]

Here you go boys

yeah , yeah , but what happens next ? Do they live happily ever after or do they both jump ?

[aniken]

A friendly warning

[aniken]

10 step plan

[Dagabond]

Banana Bread Recipe

INGREDIENTS:

2 Laughing Eyes

2 Loving Eyes

2 Well-Spread Legs

2 Firm Milk Containers

1 Fur-Lined Bowl

2 Large Nuts

1 Large Banana

DIRECTIONS:

Look into laughing eyes. Spread well-shaped legs. Slowly squeeze & massage milk containers very gently, until fur-lined mixing bowl is well-greased. Add banana and steadily work in-&-out, until well-creamed.

Note: Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils thoroughly. Licking the bowl is optional.

If the bread starts to rise…find another bowl?

[XR6_ED]

What certain food turns women off sex?

WEDDING CAKE!

[Guest clevofan]

Little Miss Muffet wanked on a tuffet

with a *beep* the size of her arm

along came a *beep*

with a dick much bigger

and did her some permanent harm.