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  • Sucker
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  • Member For: 22y 3m 4d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brisbane
Posted

For the sport Dags. Don't think the other 50 channels of garbage will get much use.

AFL is really the only mainstream sport left with decent free to air coverage...and nobody is really interested in that crap are they?

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  • Member For: 18y 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perth, Western Australia
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AFL is really the only mainstream sport left with decent free to air coverage...and nobody is really interested in that crap are they?

People get into my taxi, see a big white guy driving and assume that I'm into AFL.

Them: "What's your favourite AFL team?"

Me: "Nah, not my thing. I'm hetro."

Them: "What?"

Me: "I'm hetro, so I'm not into AFL."

Them: *Confusion.*

Me: "AFL football - you've got 36 adult grown men, running around in this wide open space, in boots, hairy legs, skimpy shorts and multi-coloured tops. That's not a game, it's a f*cking mardi-gras. Bunch of faggots hugging and kissing each other. I'm hetro, so I'm not into that queer sh*t."

Them: Speechless. Can't argue with logic. I've just turned their favourite thing into a mass act of homosexuality with logic that you can't argue against. Great fun.

Them: "So, you're a rugby person, then?"

Me: "Nah, that's even more gay. 8 guys... helping 4 guys... push 2 guys' heads... up one guy's arsehose."

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  • Member For: 18y 3m 19d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted

people who don't like sport (or a particular sport) must justify it with flawed logic, it appears :)

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  • Member For: 18y 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Perth, Western Australia
Posted (edited)

people who don't like sport (or a particular sport) must justify it with flawed logic, it appears :)

Or a nice bit of trolling. Having compared AFL to a mardi-gras, the next time the passenger is watching an AFL game he/she will think, "dammit, that arsehole taxi driver was right, this does look a bit like a mardi-gras."

AFL doesn't even have female cheerleaders.

AMA Supercross. They get to hang out with some cheerleaders before going home with their hot wives and girlfriends. Hell, yeah.

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Edited by PhilMeUp
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  • less WHY; more WOT
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  • Member For: 18y 3m 19d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted

still trolling?

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  • Member For: 12y 8m 9d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brisbane
Posted

Being a queenslander I think AFL is ohmo as Elton Jon camping in Ian Thorpes backyard.....rugby also has it's moments. It's all the ass slapping that gets me, wtf hey. Not once in the course of my working life have a completed a task and turned to my work mate and gone "good job bro" *ass slap.

I would get knocked the *beep* out....

  • I <3 Floods
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  • Member For: 14y 11m 28d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: South West QLD
Posted

^^ This... But I also went to a state highschool..

Stacks of my mates went to all boys private schools and they think that is perfectly acceptable..

  • Filthy weeb
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  • Member For: 13y 5m 13d
  • Gender: Male
Posted

Being a queenslander I think AFL is ohmo as Elton Jon camping in Ian Thorpes backyard.....rugby also has it's moments. It's all the ass slapping that gets me, wtf hey. Not once in the course of my working life have a completed a task and turned to my work mate and gone "good job bro" *ass slap.

Don't forget cricket!

  • loitering with intent
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  • Member For: 22y 11m 10d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Zombie Birdhouse
Posted

or the soccer boys :Show Us Your Tts:

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