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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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:spoton: @ Falchoon.

:lol:

:pinch:

  • What's happening?
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  • Location: Steel City, NSW
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:pinch: @ Falchoon.

:lol:

:blink:

:spoton:

Love your work 'hoon

  • Team Bute
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  • Location: Adelaide
Posted

You know what Falchoon....

There's just not many of us left!

  • Site protagonist
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  • Location: At the lights, waiting for you.
Posted
:blink: @ Falchoon.

:blush:

:spoton:

Love your work 'hoon

What they said. :pinch:

Geea. :glad:

  • In Your Face
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  • Member For: 23y 6m 16d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Peninsula
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Work Accident

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."

Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears."

Merv again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:

"Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no f@cking ears!"

  • In Your Face
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  • Member For: 23y 6m 16d
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  • Location: Peninsula
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Catholic School

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his bedroom and slams the door shut.

Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his bedroom to see if he is okay.

Then they find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad.

Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son "what changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

  • In Your Face
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  • Location: Peninsula
Posted

The Horth

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a

friend over to look at a horse .

The buddy says,"how will I recognize him?"

"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for

a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget

and he gives the horse's eyes the once over "Nith eyeth, can I thee her

earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth. can I see her mouf" The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by

this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her *beep*"?

Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and

jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what,

pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that.

Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?

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