Joke Of The Day

[-carty]

give up?

so did he..

[Blown BA]

give up?

so did he..

[Blown BA]

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."

[Blown BA]

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.

They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.

It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.

Please advise?"

The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap

[Blown BA]

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing - "yet".

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels can't handle it.

[tab]

If you have a weak stomach or have just eaten, then don't look at the attachment.

It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper. Taken shortly after he landed, it shows him with his insides now on the outside. The look of horror on the faces of the bystanders is an indication of the horror of the scene.

Trent.

[Falchoon]

ha ha was his name Humpty by any chance??

[Falchoon]

Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be

available in Liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power

beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning

to the names "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff

drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."

[tuffxr6]

What does batman and a blackman have in common,they both cant go anywhere without robin :lol:

[stardust]

A woman walks into social security and informs the person at the front desk that she wishes to claim for her 10 children.

The person at the desk .... could you give me their names please

Woman... yes they are wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne she replied

Person at desk... Gee that could be confusing why did you call them all wayne for ?

Woman..... well cause I only have to say Wayne dinner is ready once and they all come to dinner, and wayne its bedtime and they all go to bed.

Person at desk... So what do you do if you want only one of your children ??

Woman... well then I use their surname