Joke Of The Day

[KEN 24T]

Jamaican road toll (requires winzip and then powerpoint to open)

[HellionXR6T]

Jamaican road toll (requires winzip and then powerpoint to open)

:gooff:

ditto

[Falchoon]

Zebra crossing

[Lumpen]

Jamaican road toll (requires winzip and then powerpoint to open)

Screw China! I'm going to teach english in Jamacia!

mmmmmmm

PS:Did anyone see the Cuban women volleyball team...Oh...My...God! Long Live Fidel

[turbotom]

Just a little quickie.....

By the way, how do I attach .wav or .mpg files to the forum for viewing?

[Blown BA]

A little boy was playing with his train. His mom was washing dishes and over heard him say, "all you son of a b**ches want on get on, all you son of a b**ches get off, get off" His mom ran in there and said" that is not appropriate languge go to the corner so you can think about what you did" So the little boy goes to the corner for about 15 minutes. His mom asks him if he's learned his lesson. He says yes and apologizes. He goes back to his train, and his mom back to her dishes. He pulls the train around and says " all you nice people want on get on and all you nice people want to get off, get off.....and all you people who are pissed off because youre late talk to the b**ch in the kitchen!"

[Blown BA]

Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they

decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five

tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won

a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti

sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the

neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how

he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!

How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to

paper."

[Blown BA]

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" He said hoping to be reassured..

"No, no, no!!!" She said

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."

[turbotom]

Go Johnny Go!

[geea]

Subject: FW: New surgery technique

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his pen*s are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his pen*s,and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the Thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.

While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his pen*s pops out of his pants,rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face. She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!".

Geea.