Joke Of The Day

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A newlywed bride, rather unsophisticated and nieve, went screaming from her honeymoon suite when her husband was about to consumate the marriage. She went to her doctor the next day to ask him some questions about what was happening.

'Doctor', she asked, 'what was that thing between his legs?'.

'Oh, don't be alarmed at that', soothed the doctor. 'That's called a pen*s. All men have one.'

'Oh, pen*s', she repeated. 'Well, what was that red thing at the end of the pen*s?' she asked.

'That's called the head of the pen*s.' said the doctor.

'Oh, head of the pen*s.' she repeated again. 'Well what are those two round things 14 inches behind the head of the pen*s called?', she asked.

'Well my dear', said the doctor earnestly, 'I don't know about him, but on me they're called the cheeks of my ass.'

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santa's letter from billy

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santa's letter from Francis

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santa's letter from jessica

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santa's letter from sarah

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susan

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thomas

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timmy

[Blown BA]

These three men went out for a drive in the country and their car broke down, so they went to the nearest farmhouse to ask for shelter for the night. "Sure lads," said the farmer. "You can spend the night here, but you've got to sleep with one of my daughters, 'cause they don't get much company out here." The three men were of course more than happy to oblige.

The following morning, the men went on their way and the farmer called his daughters together. "Linda, why were you laughing last night?"

"Because it tickled Daddy."

"Susie, why were you crying?"

"Because it hurt Daddy."

"Lizzie, why was YOUR room so QUIET?"

"That's because you always told me not to talk with my mouth full."

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A retired school teacher finally realized that she was tired of living alone and wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought, she decided to visit the local pet shop. The owner suggested a parrot with which she could conduct some civilized conversation. This seemed a good idea, so she bought the parrot and went home. She sat him on a perch in her living room and said, "Say 'Pretty Boy'". Silence from the bird. "Come on now, say 'Pretty Boy'.....'Pretty Boy'." At long last, disgustedly, the bird said, "Oh sh*t!" Shocked, the school teacher said, "Just for that, you get five minutes "Lay off for Christ's sake would you!" said the parrot. Outrage, the woman grabbed the bird and said, "That's it! Ten minutes in the freezer for you!" and slammed the door on him. Hopping about to keep warm, what does the parrot come across but a frozen turkey waiting for Christmas. Startled, he squawks, "My God, YOU must have told the old lady to go f*ck herself!!"