Joke Of The Day

[Antisocial]

The following our signs seen overseas where the actual message of the signs became somewhat lost in the english translation.

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In an Austrian hotel for skiers:

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

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Car rental brochure in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

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[Antisocial]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna

have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then.....pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"

[phantomchic]

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

[Turbo6man]

 

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

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Yes please .... ooops, my bad. I didn't see the pic.

[Turbo6man]

 

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

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Looks like the mutt has just been to Calder with Geea ... one second sitting up straight and the next second sucked into the boot!

[phantomchic]

 

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

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Yes please .... ooops, my bad. I didn't see the pic.

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errm OOPS..

that could have got out of hand ...

[Macktheknife]

Speaking of dogs.....

Bill and Claude were walking back home from the bowling club after a spot of lunch and a few schooners.

They came across an old blue cattle dog sitting on the footpath licking himself.

"Struth" says Bill. I wish I could do that"

"Crikey" says Claude. "Ya better pat him first, he might bite ya otherwise"

[Turbo6man]

 

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

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Yes please .... ooops, my bad. I didn't see the pic.

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errm OOPS..

that could have got out of hand ...

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It's all good Shaz - everything is under control. I was keeping abreast of things ...

[phantomchic]

 

Doggie on the back seat of a XR6 TURBO!!

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Yes please .... ooops, my bad. I didn't see the pic.

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errm OOPS..

that could have got out of hand ...

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It's all good Shaz - everything is under control. I was keeping abreast of things ...

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Shazzy

[phantomchic]

MEN ARE LIKE ROSES

1. Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the sh*t out of you.

2. Men are like .. Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .. Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like .. Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .. Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .. Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,

how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

simply could not resist

Shazzy