sixfan Flaccid Member Legacy Donating Member 2,503 Member For: 23y 3m 22d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 03/05/06 10:53 AM Posted 03/05/06 10:53 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...930entry27930 ←This is the second time I've seen you had...In 3 years...slipping?....or just gett'n old
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Legacy Donating Member 19,334 Member For: 20y 11m 19d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 03/05/06 11:56 AM Posted 03/05/06 11:56 AM Perhaps we should rename this thread "Repost of the Day".......
Turbo6man Legacy Donating Member 4,084 Member For: 23y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 04/05/06 12:15 AM Posted 04/05/06 12:15 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...930entry27930 ←Schweppes!! back in 2003, almost the last century ... and you people expected ME, complete with AAADD, to remember THAT?!
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 4m 18d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 04/05/06 10:03 AM Posted 04/05/06 10:03 AM Quote of the day (literally)Luke Skywalker: “May the 4th be with you”Well it cracked me up anyway
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Legacy Donating Member 14,092 Member For: 22y Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 04/05/06 11:25 AM Posted 04/05/06 11:25 AM Quote of the day (literally)Luke Skywalker: “May the 4th be with you”Well it cracked me up anyway ←
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 23y 9m 29d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 07/05/06 01:00 AM Posted 07/05/06 01:00 AM <-checks this page....George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is."Bob"."And what is your question, Bob?""I have 3 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is?"Steve""And what is your question, Steve?"I have 5 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!And fifth, Where is "Bob"??!!!!
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Legacy Donating Member 14,092 Member For: 22y Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 14/05/06 02:24 PM Posted 14/05/06 02:24 PM I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!""Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you care?"
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Legacy Donating Member 4,316 Member For: 23y 8m 23d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 15/05/06 12:43 PM Posted 15/05/06 12:43 PM THE BEST EVER [actual] HEADLINES:Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[imagine that!]Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[ That'll stop 'em. ] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over[What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace[I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile[You think?]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges! [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors[boy, are they tall!] And the winner is....Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Legacy Donating Member 4,348 Member For: 23y 10m 8d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 15/05/06 10:39 PM Posted 15/05/06 10:39 PM ROFL, good one
SHOCK Team Grandpa Legacy Donating Member 1,921 Member For: 20y 4m 12d Gender: Male Location: Hunter Valley Posted 19/05/06 12:21 AM Posted 19/05/06 12:21 AM What rymes with stunt and smells like fish?Rex Hunt
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