tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 3m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/12/08 11:27 AM Posted 11/12/08 11:27 AM What is Jade's email address?
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:38 AM Posted 11/12/08 11:38 AM EVER WONDER Why??Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?Why doctors call what they do "practice"?Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:40 AM Posted 11/12/08 11:40 AM The fight we had last night was my fault,my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.
Trucka Member 375 Member For: 17y 10m 30d Gender: Male Location: Maroochydore Posted 11/12/08 11:50 AM Posted 11/12/08 11:50 AM why did the woman cross the road?That's not the point what was she doin outta the kitchen?
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:53 AM Posted 11/12/08 11:53 AM hahah yeah who loosened the chain
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 3m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/12/08 12:20 PM Posted 11/12/08 12:20 PM Look at what your kids are up to
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Legacy Donating Member 14,092 Member For: 21y 11m 12d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 11/12/08 12:21 PM Posted 11/12/08 12:21 PM that's 2 more on "the list"
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 23y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 13/12/08 06:27 AM Posted 13/12/08 06:27 AM My wife , being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king red mark on her forehead.Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'.The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... mine's still alive...'I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance.So I pushed her over.Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and nobrakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious....A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.'Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and it's a really nice dayA suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer.
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Legacy Donating Member 13,318 Member For: 23y 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 13/12/08 06:34 AM Posted 13/12/08 06:34 AM not bad Dags , not bad Btw , when did you and PC get married
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 13/12/08 06:35 AM Posted 13/12/08 06:35 AM shaz look what dags saidhahahahahah they were good.......
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