turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 27/02/09 01:05 PM Posted 27/02/09 01:05 PM (edited) lolololo Edited 27/02/09 01:05 PM by turbo.vixen
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 27/02/09 08:56 PM Posted 27/02/09 08:56 PM Two kiwi's in a locker room changing before going for a swim after their first centerlink appointment - one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass ."Hey bro,' stated the second, 'why you got a cork in ya ass!' The first Kiwi say, 'It's stuck there- It won't budge! 'oh! how come,' said the other.The first Kiwi says, 'I was walking along and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, then thus huge man in thongs& boardies drinkin a beer & wavin an Ozzie Flag came out.He said, 'I'm Bazza, the Genie. I'll give ya one wish.'I said, 'No sh*t?'God Bless Australia
Black F6 Member 187 Member For: 18y 11d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 02/03/09 08:08 AM Posted 02/03/09 08:08 AM I will appolagise for this one. My ex brother in law told this one over xmas dinner in front of his nan... lolLittle girl goes over to grandmas house. Grandma says I'm going for a shower now.. Little girl says, can I have a shower with you grandma?Grandma says, ok I guess.In the shower the litlle girl points up and says "what's that grandma"? Well that's my beaver dear... Ahhh says the little girl..A week passes and the little girl is back at home.Mummy's says I'm going for a shower now. Little girl says, can I have a shower with you mummy?The mum looks a bit confused, but says yeah that's fine. In the shower, the little girl looks up and says, " I know what that is"... Her mother says "what".. "That's your beaver" says the little girl. Where did you hear that darling?Grandma told me, but grandma's beavers dead, because it's tongue is hanging out....Sorry, I'm a pig and love that joke...lol
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 3m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 02/03/09 09:28 AM Posted 02/03/09 09:28 AM That's wrong.Heard the best joke ever today:What would you call Bob The Builder when he retires?Bob.
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Legacy Donating Member 19,334 Member For: 20y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 02/03/09 09:29 AM Posted 02/03/09 09:29 AM Bob The retired builder??.
Rootster Just a large member member Legacy Donating Member 3,125 Member For: 17y 10m 8d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 02/03/09 09:57 AM Posted 02/03/09 09:57 AM two mates having a drink.One say's if I go to your house while you were at work,shagged your wife and she got pregnant would that make us related?Bloke say dont know about related but it would definitely make us even.
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 03/03/09 08:35 AM Posted 03/03/09 08:35 AM DELIGHTFULDuring an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples’ anal gases.YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY !
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 03/03/09 08:36 AM Posted 03/03/09 08:36 AM LIFE IN A MENTAL HOSPITALA nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he’s driving atruck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, ‘Kenny! What are youdoing?’Kenny replies, ‘Can’t talk right now I’m driving to Melbourne !’ The nursewishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Kenny’s room just as he stops driving hisimaginary truck and she asks, ‘Well Kenny, how was your trip?’Kenny says, ‘I’m exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.That’s great,’ replied the nurse, ‘I’m glad you had a safe trip.’The nurse leaves Kenny’s room, and then goes across the hall into anotherpatients’ room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.Shocked, she shouts, ‘Davo what are you doing!?’ To which Davoreplies,‘Shhh, I’m shagging Kenny’s wife while he’s in Melbourne ‘.
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Legacy Donating Member 8,459 Member For: 18y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 03/03/09 08:38 AM Posted 03/03/09 08:38 AM A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meatIt is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so theyBegged their dad for the clue.’Well’ he said, ‘It’s what mummy calls me sometimes’.The little girl screams, ‘Don’t eat it..... Its a f*cking asshole!!!
RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 19y 7m 27d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 08/03/09 01:52 AM Posted 08/03/09 01:52 AM HOW TO TREAT A WOMANWine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and beer and don't block the TV.
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