Joke Of The Day

[GeGe6]

Got me!!!

[Bizkets is Drunk?]

ROBBYS sitting on the train across from a busty blonde wearing a tinyminiskirt, he can't help but stare, and notices she isn't wearing any underwear. the blonde sees him staring and ask, "excuse me, but are you looking at my vagina?""yes I'm sorry," robby replies. "its quite alright, " smiles the woman."it's very talented- watch this.I'll make it blow a kiss to you."sure enough, the vagina blows him a kiss.robby's fascinated and ask what else the wonder snatch can do."I can also make it wink." says the woman. robbys jaw drops as the smoo winks at him."come sit next to me sweetheart"suggests the women, patting the seat."would you like to stick two fingers in it?"stunned, robby replies, " you're kidding- you mean it can farking whistle too?"

Edited 07/02/14 10:57 AM by BiZkets

[Panda Eyes]

ok that was a let down masda...

so ill give you a proper japanese sex joke-

a guy is in japan for the first time with a new company, and feels a little horny. so he heads to the whore house and hires a hooker.

well he's in to it and she starts moaning "MAI WA! MAI WAI!..... so he thinks to himself 'she seems to be enjoying it! must mean 'very good! very good!

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next day he's doing a PR day on the golf course with his new japanese boss- and the boss hits a hole in one. "MAi WAI!" he says- "MAi WAI!"

hi boss turns to him and says.........

wait for it..........

"what you mean wrong hole???"

[hawlass]

As the weeks go by, Its good to see that countries around the world are helping in the search for the kidnapped Nigerian school girls.

America is sending in the CIA, England is sending in MI5, and Australia is sending Rolf Harris.

[AzMahoony]

Joke of the day - hot off facey (cmon mods lemme post this twice)

[BenDoCo]

Ahhhh for farks sake

I got a cupla giggles up until the last farken post..........sad thing is that I read half of it before I realised.

Doh!

[PTR_NITRO_FG]

WTF???? I started the first 2 paragraphs and then scrolled a bit and realised its way too long to be a joke.

Teds woodworking FTL!

[stubbietubbie]

Lets get this back on track with something I pretended to read off one of those crappy Christmas cracker jokes during the holidays:

How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Edited 10/01/15 12:38 PM by stubbietubbie

[Pixy Angel]

My daughter yesterday tells me a couple of jokes.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything because it wont come.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.

Love 10 year old jokes.

[stubbietubbie]

Yeah, because those joke are at least ten years old.