Joke Of The Day

[ROB83R]

I'm not complaining. 

I tell dad jokes. 

Cool story bro. 

[Puffwagon]

I've got a dad joke.

 

The slack carnt hasn't even bothered to meet either of my daughters.

 

Har har har spit 

[BAXRTUTE]

How many nuts and bolts are in a lesbians bed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

None,

 

 

 

 

 

Its all tongue and grove!

 

[Puffwagon]

Groove bro, groove. It's tongue and groove. 

 

Ps there's at least 2 nuts in a lesbian's bed cos neither of them have a dude so they must be nuts lol. 

[BAXRTUTE]

Groove indeed, I was to busy finding the drummer 

[Puffwagon]

Are you sure you're not the drummer?

[RegSpec]

There's a lesbian couple living next door to me. Really attractive and fit young ladies.

I've got to know them quite well over the last year or so and have helped them out with a few tasks around the house and in the garden.

Just before Christmas they said they wanted to thank me and asked what I'd like for a Christmas present.

I was surprised when they knocked on my door on Christmas Day and gave me a new Rolex.

They must have misunderstood me when I'd said "I want to watch".

[Panda Eyes]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[Panda Eyes]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

[Panda Eyes]

I was in Big W and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, ''Are you two an item?''