Joke Of The Day

[Pixy Angel]

I was called into my manager's officer because of my dress code.

He said, "you can't wear pyjamas for work"

I said, "everyone else does"

He said, "thts because they're f*#king patients"

[arronm]

Two peanuts were walking through the park. One was asalted.

[bamk2f6tornado]

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not Susie.

What did Susie get for christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what she got. She hasn't opened it yet

Why are camels also known as 'Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen

Edited 27/11/15 12:25 AM by bamk2f6tornado

[Buf-Phoon]

[bloodycrashboy]

2 nuns sitting on a park bench

a man in a long coat walks up to them and flashes the nuns with a full frontal.

one poor old dear had a stroke.

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-the other one couldn't reach

[BAXRTUTE]

Gave my daughter  $50 to wash my car yesterday arvo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then on her way to the toilet I robbed her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta teach the kid life lessons! 

[gaz097]

What do u call a cow with 1 leg shorter then the rest .
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Lean beef.
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What do u call a cow with no legs.
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Ground beef.

[BAXRTUTE]

Two blondes walked into a bar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think one of them would of seen it....

[ROB83R]

Is this the dad joke thread? 

[k31th]

Any and all jokes are acceptable. Laughing is optional.