Joke Of The Day

[wicksy]

this was joke of the night when we were sh*tfaced

two guys walk into a bar

you would think one of them woulda seen it

its a stupid I know

[cvanxr]

Confused blondes....Look closely they are holding numbers :lol:

[cvanxr]

Having a bad day?

[pym]

Having a bad day?

Brings tears to my eyes.

[JJ_Phantom]

Arguing on the net.

[Falchoon]

Chris returns home from vacation with a severe case of sunburn,

so he goes to see his doctor. After the examination the doctor

prescribes chamomile lotion and Viagra.

Looking a little confused Chris says, "I can understand you

prescribing the chamomile lotion, but why the Viagra?"

The doctor says, "The Viagra is to keep the sheets off you at

night."

[Blown BA]

Please pass the mayo

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

[Blown BA]

Juicy Squirt

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

[Blown BA]

I See You!

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

[Eugene]

A patient is walking through a Hospital with his doctor when he notices a young male Patient in his room, masturbating furiously.

Puzzled the patient asks the doctor what is going on, the doctor explains he has a

rare disease that will kill him if he doenst ejaculate every couple of hours.

They walk on,

Several room later the patient notices another young male patient who is recieving oral sex from a nurse, this one again has the patient stumped, so he asks the doctor agian, what is going on here?

Doctor replies, Same Disease, Better Health Insurance Cover.