Joke Of The Day

[PookeyMaster]

We're missing the last half of the last one...

[EFSIX]

We're missing the last half of the last one...

haha yeah I just noticed that...here it is agian

My wife said to me when I got home from work last night

"If you sell your car and buy a bike you could cycle to work, we will save money on rego and petrol"

I said

"if you took it up the arse and let me come on your face we will save money on having the maid"!!

[Corzza]

*A married Indian guy went into the confessional & said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'*

*The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'*

*The Indian said, 'Well, we got undressed & rubbed together, but then I stopped.'*

*The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's & put $100 in the poor box.'*

*The Indian left the confessional, said his prayers, & then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment & then started to leave.*

*The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'*

*The Indian replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $100 on the box, & according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

[freeze_dk]

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

[sexual harrassment panda]

I took the car to the town so I could go for a few drinks. I had a good few, causing me to be well over the drink drive limit, so I took an option that I would never do sober; I took the bus home! I arrived home safe and sound that night, which is a surprise, because I've never driven a bus in my life.

[Corzza]

I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he's had.

He started counting and then fell asleep...

[Corzza]

A wife raced up to her husband and said

"Darling! There’s a problem.

I’ve just found a heap of hard-core bondage equipment under our son’s bed.

I’m not sure how to react!".

The husband replied

"well I’m not sure either but I wouldn’t bother spanking him!".

[Buf-Phoon]

I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he's had.

He started counting and then fell a sheep...

[freeze_dk]

A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world. In an attempt to pick one they decided ti give them all the same question and 24 hours to answer the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was

A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is laying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the mans name?

After the 24 hours were up the three were brought in to give thier answers. The first from canada says "my answer is that the is no answer"

The second from the uk says " my answer is there is no way to determine te answer from the information given"

The third from australia says "im not exactly sure but I have narrowed down to 2 names.. Its either

Willie turner or willie nailer"

The Aussie got the job

[Howsee]

Bahahahaha