Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 17y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 30/04/12 04:30 AM Posted 30/04/12 04:30 AM Good one mate! Keep them rolling
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Legacy Donating Member 8,610 Member For: 19y 10m 2d Gender: Male Posted 30/04/12 04:52 AM Posted 30/04/12 04:52 AM Dunno where you get your jokes everyday but I only get them if someone sends it to me.. Love this thread in the sh*tter though lol
nick d Legacy Donating Member 1,594 Member For: 16y 15d Gender: Male Location: Melb Posted 01/05/12 02:11 AM Posted 01/05/12 02:11 AM NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.. $5.00 says you will read this again!
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 14y 3m 10d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:19 AM Posted 01/05/12 02:19 AM haha damn I really had to read that again...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 14y 3m 10d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:21 AM Posted 01/05/12 02:21 AM dad, what the difference between a pu$$y and a @unt?a young son asked?"look at this" says dad,as he lifted the sheets on his naked sleeping mother."that's a pu$$y son""its wonderful dad,can I touch it"?"no son" says dad"if you touch the pu$$y youll wake the @unt up"
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 14y 3m 10d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:24 AM Posted 01/05/12 02:24 AM One morning, a husband, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, just you, me and the dog."The wife frowns, "But I don't like fishing!""Look! We're going fishing and that's final.""Do I have to go...? I really don't want to go!""Ok, I'll give you three choices... One, You come fishing with me and the dog... Two, You give me a blow job.... or Three, you take it up the ass!"The wife frowns even more, "But I don't want to do any of those things!""I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"The wife sits and thinks about it.A half hour later the husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ASS?"The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!""Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Ew! It tastes totally disgusting... It tastes sh*tty and stuff!""Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either." 1
nick d Legacy Donating Member 1,594 Member For: 16y 15d Gender: Male Location: Melb Posted 01/05/12 02:49 AM Posted 01/05/12 02:49 AM haha damn I really had to read that again...$5.00 said you would too.Glad you liked it.
Howsee Legacy Donating Member 785 Member For: 18y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: Carindale, Brisbane Posted 01/05/12 04:59 AM Posted 01/05/12 04:59 AM Hahahaha
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 17y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 01/05/12 05:33 AM Posted 01/05/12 05:33 AM Good one fellas!
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 17y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 01/05/12 08:51 PM Posted 01/05/12 08:51 PM Dividing Pecan Nuts--------------------------------------------------------------------------------On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...'He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him. 2
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